i was duty manager for two days (one of those i called in sick) before i quit in disgust... not only was i not allowed to invite friends to party in empty hotel rooms but apparently i had to work eight hours every day... apparently this was a great benefit that was fought for... seems to me like the working class sold themselves a little short there... four days a week and three hours a day - now that would have been something...

so anyway, tired of continually being on call to serve people, i decided to try my hand at being a waiter... i was soon serving traditional asian delicacies such as snakes, rats and even st bernard dogs... it was such a joy to see the expressions of the asians as i served them the food... when i tried to give my friends the same food back in australia they'd leave in disgust and the rspca would soon be at my house removing all my 'pets'...